Snarky engaged lesbian.
Born and raised East Coast mermaid.

If you fantasize about your funeral, I understand. I've been there before. If what's more important is the music played, than who'd attend, we are the same.

"People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of


Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via alltime-fallout)


i suddenly jolted awake this morning at like 6am because in my dream my mum threatened to go on my tumblr

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