Brionne-Lee.
Snarky engaged lesbian.
Born and raised East Coast mermaid.


If you fantasize about your funeral, I understand. I've been there before. If what's more important is the music played, than who'd attend, we are the same.


planetaryyno:

bands…chANGE THEIR SOUND??? gROW??!! develop„?,!!! noOo„„must bE 2005 aLWAYS

(via piercethebeau)

breannewilliamson:

That moment when a middle aged, bible humping coworker at your new job asks you if you think her client (an overly muscular man with the IQ of a squirrel) is sexy: “Not at all…” “Oh my god are you kidding me?! What are you Gay?!” …cue awkward laugh.