Snarky engaged lesbian.
Born and raised East Coast mermaid.

If you fantasize about your funeral, I understand. I've been there before. If what's more important is the music played, than who'd attend, we are the same.


bands…chANGE THEIR SOUND??? gROW??!! develop„?,!!! noOo„„must bE 2005 aLWAYS

(via piercethebeau)


That moment when a middle aged, bible humping coworker at your new job asks you if you think her client (an overly muscular man with the IQ of a squirrel) is sexy: “Not at all…” “Oh my god are you kidding me?! What are you Gay?!” …cue awkward laugh.